He's The Greatest Dancer

One night in a disco
On the outskirts of Frisco
I was cruisin' with my favourite gang
The place was so boring
Filled with out-of-towners touring
I knew that it wasn't my thing
I really wasn't caring
But I felt my eyes staring
At a guy who stood out in the crowd
He had the kind of body
That would shame Adonis
And a face that would make any man cry

Rejection Letter

Dear Frank Lowy,

Thank you for your letter of December 2.
After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position as director of your company.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Westfield's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of director with your company this January. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Declan M Coyle