What Will We Do Boss?

While I was out shopping in Bondi a while back I walked past 3 security guards standing around a mannequin looking a bit confused. It was only when I got closer that I realised something was hanging out of the dummies fly. Somebody had gone to the local butcher and got a sausage and put it in the innocent mannequins trousers. It was a kodak moment for sure but as it was a large department store the security guards wanted to take my camera off me... I explained to them in no nice terms that I would love to give my camera to them.